- What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for school?
Bison!
- What did the baby moose say to his dad on Father's Day?
Dad, you're a-moosing!
- How do you keep a baby cow from waking up their dad?
Use the mooote button.
- What did the Koala give dad for Father's Day?
A bear hug.
- What did the hermit crabs do for Father's Day?
They shell-abrated dad!
- What did the salad say to it's dad?
Dad, you're so raddish!
- What did the grape say to it's dad?
Dad, you did a grape job raisin me!
- What did the banana give it's dad for Father's Day?
Slippers.
- Why do dads want to go fishing on Father's Day?
Because they are hooked!
- Why wasn't one Father's Day gift better than the other one?
It was a tie.
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